November 22, 2009

Turkey Day, No Glamour DAY!


Oh here it is again...a day of stuffing faces, of lazing around in the dreaded sweat pants, known to many of you as Thanksgiving, known to me as a day in which glamour seems to fall into a void.

Martha, you know I love you dear but most Americans do not create Thanksgivings like you darling, if they did I would not be in this position.

Zandra is here to challenge you!
This holiday, while unnecessary to me with it's stuffings and turkey over-breeding, is necessary to some of you.
This year expand your holiday, don't just flow along with the American 'ideal'
PLEASE GLAM IT UP!!!!

Instead of having an ordinary turkey get one and cover it in purple glitter and tell everyone you will be having deep cranberry mousse instead!
Brown, wine, and deep ochre are NOT glam colors, GLAM IT UP!

Sequined goblets, shining chandeliers, and golden apples!

OR
better yet SKIP THANKSGIVING!

Save the glam effort for REAL holiday time!
Get your tree out and start to deck the halls!

Get out the menorah, glittered menorah!

Darlings, let's face it, Thanksgiving isn't really a holiday, it is only celebrated in the US and being International is much more GLAM!

Now's the time to take a stand for glamour
Now's the time to shout to the world I refuse to be humdrum
HEAR MY GLAM ROAR!!

GO OUT AND GET GLAM, DIVAS!!

KISSES!
-Z!

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