November 24, 2009

Love is the Answer

Darlings I assume by now you have already purchased or at least heard about dear Barbra's new album Love is the Answer.

You must purchase now!

SUPPORT AND PRAISE THE DIVA!



KISSES!

-Z!

(available for purchase at barbrastreisand.com)


November 22, 2009

A Request...

Darlings,

Please send me pictures of your sweet babies (aka puppies) so I can post them!

(send pictures to zandrarockefeller@gmail.com)

LOVE THE GLAM DOG!

KISSES!

-Z!

Turkey Day, No Glamour DAY!


Oh here it is again...a day of stuffing faces, of lazing around in the dreaded sweat pants, known to many of you as Thanksgiving, known to me as a day in which glamour seems to fall into a void.

Martha, you know I love you dear but most Americans do not create Thanksgivings like you darling, if they did I would not be in this position.

Zandra is here to challenge you!
This holiday, while unnecessary to me with it's stuffings and turkey over-breeding, is necessary to some of you.
This year expand your holiday, don't just flow along with the American 'ideal'
PLEASE GLAM IT UP!!!!

Instead of having an ordinary turkey get one and cover it in purple glitter and tell everyone you will be having deep cranberry mousse instead!
Brown, wine, and deep ochre are NOT glam colors, GLAM IT UP!

Sequined goblets, shining chandeliers, and golden apples!

OR
better yet SKIP THANKSGIVING!

Save the glam effort for REAL holiday time!
Get your tree out and start to deck the halls!

Get out the menorah, glittered menorah!

Darlings, let's face it, Thanksgiving isn't really a holiday, it is only celebrated in the US and being International is much more GLAM!

Now's the time to take a stand for glamour
Now's the time to shout to the world I refuse to be humdrum
HEAR MY GLAM ROAR!!

GO OUT AND GET GLAM, DIVAS!!

KISSES!
-Z!

Dogs Win!


Darlings, I am not trying to cause a frenzy of emotions and harsh feelings but dogs are superior to children. I will tell you why.

Now Z loves children as long as they do not have to come with me when I go home.
Children cry and they spit and dogs let you dress them up and they always smile and love you!
You may be able to understand why Zandra may not be too excited about the thought of having children considering what she might give birth to and darlings the world does NOT need another wool socked, crazed haired, non make up wearing, hairy legged gnome as my mother was.
Love you mother...
love you puppy even more!!

KISSES
-Z!

November 10, 2009

Anne Taintor

Darlings, I think you must know something, although Zandra always says don't be a street cat, you can't be a common bore either!

Meet Anne Taintor , products made to instill vintage spunk into our lives, I love her witty sayings paired with the beautiful glam diva models!

here are some of my favorites...








Channel Katherine Hepburn girls! Kate wore pants when no one did!
She was a glam diva and had serious gumption!


Pick out your favorite saying, buy a product, and WATCH OUT WORLD!
You go and GET GLAM GUMPTION GIRLS !!


KISSES!

-Z!


LADIES & LADIES. GET READY FOR THIS ONE!

My life is officially complete, on December 3rd of the year 2009 a new Barbie will be released.
A Barbie of magnitude we have never seen before, yes there has been Cher, yes there has been My Fair Lady, and yes there has even been Dorothy and Glenda. But NOTHING compares
to the Barbie that Mattel will soon release.

OUR DIVA BARBRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Could any Barbie ever look as beautiful as dear Barbra. For the mere price of $53.99, you too can have this Diva always in your life, Barbra is worth much more than that, you all know that!

SUPPORT AND PRAISE THE DIVA!


KISSES!

-Z!

item may be purchased at: 



November 02, 2009

To my Anonymous Commenter


Dear Anonymous,

Darling I read your little comment and you know Zandra doesn't like to bring up the past but there is something I need to tell you. I am well aware of the fact that some people do spell Glamizon like 'Galmazon' but Zandra does not. 

I believe that the word Glamizon is much prettier than it's more primitive sister 'Glamazon.' And another thing dear never sign anything anonymous, you must not hide, if you have an opinion say it, don't stand in the shadows! Life is not meant to passed by timidly! So darling next time leave your name, Zandra always does.       
                         
Kisses!                                                                         

-Z!

Doggies of LOVE

Darlings,

As you know Zandra loves dogs! To become a glamorous woman you must have a glam best friend, and what better friend that a sweet little puppy!

Martha Stewart and I fully support the adoption of pound puppies. So darlings go find your new best friend! They will give your more joy than you know!

Visit here...http://theshelterpetproject.org/# and find your match!

KISSES!

-Z!